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Breaking Dawn: How Did Bella Get Pregnant?? by OdieFarber Breaking Dawn: How Did Bella Get Pregnant?? by OdieFarber
Saw the Breaking Dawn yesterday! :D
Good stuff.

So, there is a lot of confusion about how Edward got Bella pregnant. I think I have an answer...?
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Bruno222222 Featured By Owner May 26, 2015
Something similar happened on "Angel".
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kpslover007 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014
Because screw logic! Never liked Twilight anyways. Still made me laugh though!
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DazedDaisiesO-o Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, wtf? :XD:
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CagedWolfSpirit Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Student General Artist
this made me laugh so hard! Giggle 
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zoron246 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
i never saw them as dead in the twilight books more as mutants ( at least to me XD) if he were dead then he would not be able to drink blood, smell, feel, or anything......maybe female vampires are just infertile?
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CrystalBreeze77 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
Good guess :) I like it and I'll go with that!
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SheWolfofMN Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Good Point
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l3utts Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Good explanation. xD
And this made me laugh so much.
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OdieFarber Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013  Student General Artist
i'm glad :)
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Marethyn Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
Oh god, after reading through the comments... I never really liked Twilight, but I figured I'd give it a chance and bought the books but now.. I'm afraid to go through with them ^^"

I'd go with the "life giving liquid" theory though... as in, the blood is the liquid... shameful dual meanings
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:iconodiefarber:
OdieFarber Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Student General Artist
good thought :) and give it a try! it's definitely not for some :p
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Marethyn Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
No, it definitely isn't. So far I've finished the first book and it wasn't half as bad as I expected it to be - it was quite good actually. Not something I'd put on my "Top 10 Books" list, but also not something that deserves all the loathing. Which - the loathing - is getting more irritating than the supposedly stupid love for the books.
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OdieFarber Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Student General Artist
yeah, people are more obsessed with hating the series than fans are with liking the series. kinda ironic :p
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Kutlessrocker Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
Hmmmmmm They have been in cold storage for 100 years lol And for the blood flow, I say venom XD
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OdieFarber Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Student General Artist
hmmm good thought :)
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augustperidot Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
this is pretty good explaination, but what about the fact that there would be no blood flow to his... uuh.. baby making parts.
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OdieFarber Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student General Artist
iunno... isn't he technically always hard? ;)
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BalDuMoulin81 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student General Artist
LOL
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augustperidot Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Hahahaha!!! Truue....
but he'd forever be pointing the wrong direction
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:iconodiefarber:
OdieFarber Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student General Artist
eh, i'm sure he could flip it the other way. and hell, who knows, since vampires are supposedly so strong, maybe he can control it upward. :XD:
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augustperidot Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
hahaha!! Wow! I can honestly say, this is the weirdest discussion I've ever had on Deviantart!! lol!
But it's awesome!
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OdieFarber Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
;) that's what the internet is for, right?
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augustperidot Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
Lol!! What, crazy discussions??
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:iconodiefarber:
OdieFarber Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
*shrug* nah, entertainment :D
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katniss-bella123 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
okay
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xEnjoyTheMoment Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
my thought was that his sperm got "immortal" with him. so the bigger question is (and sorry for my english) how he gets his thing up. you know .. since there is no more blood in his body ..
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Elisha45 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Hi there. I am going on just normal vamp lore here, but there is blood in his body. Vampires drink blood of either people or in Ed's case, animal blood to replace their own. Venom is in the blood and does not replace it.
Since the blood is a "life giving liquid", that is how vamps survive. So it would make sense to conclude for fantasy sake that there is blood and he can have blood in that particular part of the body to allow him have sex.
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FlyingSilverware Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I always assumed the venom sort of "replaced" the blood. The venom has to reside somewhere, right? (Just noticed how wrong that can be taken...)
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xEnjoyTheMoment Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
HAHAHA xD you're right, I like your thought :p
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OdieFarber Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Student General Artist
haha that's such a good point. i'm guessing that because he's hard as stone, he doesn't have that problem? maybe he doesn't get it up? maybe vampires are so strong that they can control the little muscle in that area? i don't really know.
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xEnjoyTheMoment Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
so confusing.. :D
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kittat Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012
lol!
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NessieCulleenSwaan Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
Hahahaha
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prettyflour Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This has been featured in my journal!

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OdieFarber Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Student General Artist
thanks for the feature! :)
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Kataang-crazy Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol great!
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GreekFreak7 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
lolzz :D
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MrsFredWeasley7 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
When a mommy idiot loves a daddy vampire very much they have extremely violent sex and the mommy idiot gets pregnant with a half-breed baby that can kill her, so the mommy idiot is turned into a vampire. And that is the basic plot of Breaking Dawn, you're welcome! But in all seriousness I am a twi-hard twitard but I hate that book/movie. It makes no goddam sense!
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Elisha45 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
For even more ridiculous vampire children in the movies, read on.

Watch Van Helsing with Hugh Jackman. Dracula and his three wives were able to produce minions by way of laying "eggs" or slimy hanging cocoons. Because vampires are "dead", the children were born dead. Dracula used Dr. Frankenstein's set up to electrocute the bat-like creepers to life.
Also check out the new movie "VAMPS" with Alicia Silverstone. It was really cute. SPOILER A vampire has the chance to turn back into a human and birth a half vamp child that she conceived while she was still a vampire. If she remained a vamp, she would miscarry. In a way, it carried on Meyer's theory as to why female vamps can't get pregnant (in this case, carry a child to full term). It is because their bodies cannot change.
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MrsFredWeasley7 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll check out the "VAMPS" sounds cool, and another reason I'm not doing the whole Breaking Dawn thing is that I can't take blood and guts.
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OdieFarber Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Student General Artist
yeah, it's my least favorite of the series.
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MrsFredWeasley7 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My sister laughed because I cried in the theater at New Moon when Bella went back to the field and it was dead. I've been through something similar so I cried.
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timebomber427 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
Philosoraptor time...
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Tani-wolf Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly. This sums it up perfectly!
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frenzy1419 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012
Stephanie shows up in the first movie at the dinner eating salad!!!
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Frosted-Feather Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
You know I only noticed that when I watched that movie again last weekend
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OdieFarber Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Student General Artist
yes she does. :p and i love your icon, by the way.
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Teesha-mareecullen98 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Student
love it
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:iconodiefarber:
OdieFarber Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Student General Artist
thanks!
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Teesha-mareecullen98 Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Student
welcome
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